Quote of the Week - Week of June 26

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

Devious Maids -
1. Shannon: “I needed some things, proper attire for me to mourn the loss of my sister.” Rosie (holds up a zebra-print bikini): “Like this?” Shannon: “Zebra was Peri’s favorite.” (Lindsey Salazar)
2. Spence: “I’m the Megan Fox of this prison.” (Lindsey Salazar)
3. Marisol: “Evelyn, this isn’t the Four Seasons.” Evelyn: “That’s apparent from the low thread count of your sheets.” (Lindsey Salazar)
4. Evelyn: “At the club, they have a little man named Jean-Claude who makes the most amazing bespoke omelets.” Marisol: “I don’t have a little omelet man.” (Lindsey Salazar)
5. Evelyn: “You said you wanted me to be happy, and changing all your furniture made me so happy.” (Lindsey Salazar)
6. Evelyn: “Sometimes the only way to motivate the wealthy is to embarrass them.” (Lindsey Salazar)

Game of Thrones -
1. Lyanna Mormont: "Your son was butchered at the Red Wedding, Lord Manderly. But you refuse the call. You swore allegiance to House Stark, Lord Glover. But in their hour of greatest need, you refuse the call. And you, Lord Kerwin, your father was skinned alive by Ramsay Bolton, still, you refuse the call. But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don’t care if he’s a bastard. Ned Stark’s blood runs through his veins. He’s my king, from this day until his last day!" (Marko Pekic and Nirat Anop)
2. Tyrion: “I’ve been a cynic for as long as I can remember. Everyone’s always asking me to believe in things: family, gods, kings, myself. It was often tempting until I saw where belief got people. I said no thank you to belief. Yet here I am. I believe in you.” (Nirat Anop)
3. Lyanna Stark: “You have to protect him. Promise me, Ned. Promise me.” (Nirat Anop)
4. Olenna: “What is your name, Barbaro?” Obara: “Obara” Olenna: “Obara, you look like an angry little boy, don’t presume to know what I need.” (Nirat Anop)
5. Jon Snow: “We need to trust each other. We can’t fight a war amongst ourselves, we have so many enemies now.” (Nirat Anop)
6. Jon Snow: “I’m not a Stark.” Sansa: “You are to me.” (Nirat Anop)
7. Arya: “The last thing you’re ever going to see is a Stark smiling down on you before you die.” (NIrat Anop)
8. Qyburn: “Sometimes before we can usher in the new, the old has to be put to rest.” (Nirat Anop)
9. Jon Snow: “The war is not over. And I promise you, friend, the true enemy won’t wait out the storm. He brings the storm.” (Nirat Anop)
10. Daenerys: “Tyrion Lannister, I name you hand of the Queen.” (Nirat Anop)

UnREAL -
1. Jay: “What would Hilary say?” (Lindsey Salazar)
2. Madison: “I brought you Raisin Bran without the raisins and Lucky Charms without the charms.” (Lindsey Salazar)
3. Quinn: “I’m sorry, did you, like, kill Cynthia or something.” (Lindsey Salazar)
4. Madison: “Quinn’s always gonna remember me as the girl who went down on her fiancé and told her that her dad was dead.” Rachel: “Quinn’s dad died?” Madison: “Yeah. And I think she was just starting to like me.” Rachel: “She wasn’t, Madison.” (Lindsey Salazar)
5. Jay: “Oh my god, ew, is that a real baby?” (Lindsey Salazar)
6. Quinn: “I need tears. I need weeping, I need snot running down your beautiful faces. You’ll glow. Like cherubs.” (Lindsey Salazar)

About the Author - Dahne

One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, The 100, Grimm, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, and co-hosts The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Currently she writes a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

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